F'in Valentine's Day...

Anybody that knows me knows I'm not a fan of Valentine's Day...It's a money wasting trap that causes nothing but arguments between otherwise happy couples...It's not that I'm against love...It's just that I'm a realist and I don't need a fake holiday to pressure my significant other into doing something he otherwise wouldn't be doing and creating tension between us...I can do that all on my own...

The easiest way to avoid the unevitable Valentine's Day argument is to make sure you get your love a gift, shove it under their face at about 9-10am and then turn your phone off the rest of the day...It always works for me...

Here's a list of really cute and not-so-typical Valentine's Day gifts...I swear if I get roses or some frickin' chocolate this year I might go ballistic...You guys act all stylish with your all over print hoodies and matching sneakers put some f'in thought into ya broads gift! If you need some help here's a few suggestions...

for yo side dish you ain't tryin to spend that much on...

for yo broad who thinks she's bougie...

for yo freak with the expensive taste...

for yo freak with the REAL expensive taste...

Guys aren't the only one's who get stuck in the gift rut... Heifers instead of them damn heart boxers you've been giving your man since the 10th grade step it up a lil...Give a nigga something he'll really use...

for the allover print wearing, japanese toy collector, iPod user...

for the sneakerhead you'd die for...declare your everlasting love with these... (they're the $2,000 AF1 Masterpiece Anaconda's..figured I'd tell you cuz you need to be a Nike member to actually access this link...)

Here's a few random...

for the sneakerhead with everything...regardless of what gender...

for the girl who wants to surprise him later in the evening...

for all the single people like me...let's celebrate the fact that we're happily single!!!

Personally this is all I want...tiara's are always nice...Anyway enjoy V Day and don't let all this propaganda fuck with your relationship...