WTF?!

- Mario Van Peebles clearly needs something to do...

Can someone explain...

WTF is Puff doin'? I know I'm always asking this...but really... I don't understand this...Seriously...

THE BOONDOCKS IS BACK!!! WOO HOO!! 2009

Can it be? I've been waiting with bated breath...I thought the last hiatus was long but this time it's been TWO years since the last Boondocks episode...The first episode of Season 3 is completed...Aaron McGruder confirmed it via Twitter himself...Now let's see how long it takes before The Cartoon Network/Adult Swim actually airs it...I connect more with Huey but I've really missed Riley's antics...

Will Chad Upset The NFL? Chances Are YES...

I must say I was a little sad when OchoCinco stopped tweeting...It took me a minute to realize it because I was recovering from being in Vegas for Magic and hadn't been on Twitter...All of a sudden though I realized I hadn't seen a tweet from him in days and I knew something had to be wrong...See Chad ustreams all the time and tweets non-stop...to his fans, to his girlfriend, to whomever will listen actually and when I hadn't seen a tweet from him I had to go on his profile and see what happened that's when I saw the message but I knew it wouldn't be long before Chad started tweeting again...SI.com reports it will happen this Sunday for the opener against the Broncos...I'm anxious to see what's going to happen 'cuz like he told me once before 'he ain't wrapped too tight'...

Somebody At Fresh Jive is HILARIOUS....

Fresh Jive just released a collabo with John Downer The Typography King...The shirt above is just one of many that John Downer has lent his skills to...Although I'm a fan of the shirt that reads "The World's Got Problems in '09" (because Fresh Jive is right...the World DOES have problems in the '09) The one above is also the most hilarious out of the bunch...All I'm going to say is they ain't never lied...

WTF?!

Reef Stash Sandals...They serious about this huh? I do understand when you're on the beach and you have no pockets but to be real...tie that key around the string of your boardshorts like we've been doing for years and donate that change to the bum standing next to the lemonade stand where you just got that change (what bum? there's always bum at the beach)...I'll tell you one thing if I did get these flip flops my 'stash' would definitely not consist of keys and some change...

WTF?!

Is THIS about? They are NOT serious!! Someone tell me they are not serious...Interscope Records thinks selling $5 swap meet glasses and a $3 Liquid Paper PEN for $20 to make and I quote to make your own Soulja Boy shades is a GOOD IDEA! I really would like to know how many orders they've taken for this combo...The next time I hear someone say Hip Hop is dead I'm going to say blame Interscope for stifling the creativity of the youth and selling pre-packaged ol' school Ghetto taggin' kits...

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- For all you guys that keep tearing up the back of your designer jeans...Look what I found...

- Eddie Griffin is COMEDY! I woulda told them "F*** Ya'll!" too! Uppity negroes....

- Common is right "a hat is another way of putting on a crown" but how you peddling $150 apple jacks? Who 'posed to buy them? The peeps in the 'hood? Like whateyesaygoes said...Just shows he ain't really down for The People...LMAO!

- Here's a guide with ill ways to lace yo sneaks...

- Beer and Bears do not mix...From what it sounds like tho...This idiot deserved what he got...

- I once posted how to make homemade bling...This time I'm posting how to get diamonds out of yo loved one's remains...Don't go rushin' no one to die so you can get an ice grill either...

50 vs Kanye Pt.2 (via The Sly Show)...

In an attempt to determine which album is better, The Sly Show is currently playing tracks from 50's and Kanye's album..Sly seems to think 50's go'n win...I'm still not sho...Especially since he won't let any Kanye songs play past 30 secs LOL! Apparently Kanye is "not amusing him" LOL! Sly says he'll post both albums on his site so you can decide for yourself but until then Tune in to The Sly Show RIGHT NOW!!!!

50 vs Kanye

This is the real cover of the Rolling Stone...Not the one below which has been circling the net for days now...If 50 ain't got the sloping forehead of prehistoric man I dunno who does...I swear I think he was frozen for a million years and recently thawed out...That's the only explanation as to how evolution skipped him...

I've actually heard Kanye's album (and the Japanese bonus tracks) and all I know is everything sounds better than anything 50's released off his album yet but what do I know? Maybe he's holding some heat waiting to release it at the last minute...I sho hope so or he's go'n be crying when Kanye outsells him and if that happens neither one of them is ever go'n shut up...

P. Diddy Makes a Man Strip in Public...LOL!

Puff oh I'm sorry...P. Diddy done lost his mind...Page Six is reporting the other night at his annual white party he made some man strip off his cream pants and slip into some white one's that he provided...OK see I can understand making the man change...I'm all against fashion faux pas' too and if I'm throwing the party and can control a faux pas from happening then I'd be all over it too...I said white...I mean white...AND he was even nice enough to loan (Actually I should say give...I'm sure Puff don't want them pants back) the guy a pair of white pants but did he really need to make him change in the street? See THAT'S a lil too much...I know his lil mini me told on that dude...Look at him pointin' him out...Lil snitch...

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- Hip Hop Harry got picked up by The Retro Television Network...That's good ish...I'm all about tryin' to educate the youth in a way they can relate too...

- The commercials are the other reason why I love the LA County Fair...The past 3 or 4 years they have created a series of commercials ( 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 ) that mock the stereotypical Los Angeleno...The one when the girl is in the bumper cars trying to text on her 'kick is comedy...

- New York magazine has a model manual online...Just in time for fashion week...They also have video posted of the 5 worst falls in fashion...That used to be my biggest fear in life falling on the runway...

- These Creative Recreation Boots are off chain!

- Aw Lawd...Foxy claims she is suffering on Rikers Island ...Ummm... It's jail...You're supposed to suffer...

- HollyHood Filmz has acquired the motion picture rights to Dear Mama: The Life Story of Afeni Shakur...I hope this project will actually make it...The youth need to know the history of their past leaders if we are ever go'n get ahead...Especially since I'm sure the only thing they know about Afeni from Tupac's lyrics is that she was once a crackhead...

- Check out Murs' new video "Murray's Revenge"...Ya'll know I love Murs...His video for L.A. been on my myspace page for about 3 years now...

- It's Britney Bitch!

- No matter how Jennifer Lopez acts or who she dates or marries (whatever)...This right here shows that she'll always be hood...She is COMEDY!

Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Jail

I usually don't post about the antics of the mainstream pop crowd BUT THIS is COMEDY!! By the way...She needed to go back to jail...

And yes...I know it's been a while since you've heard from me...Those who know me well know I like to drop outta touch every now and then...and NO I was not in jail...Well...Not this time...

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Anna Wintour slept with Bob Marley? Is he serious?

Murakami will be designing the new Kanye Cover...That's pretty ill altho you know Kanye just knows who dude is cuz of LV...

Lil Cease has lost his black mind...Them niggas sittin' there laughin' are pretty suspect tho...Like my homegirl said I dunno a nigga that would just sit there and laugh...

Homemade Bling...Now we can all floss like Puff...I think I'll stick to having peeps buy me mine...

The next time you see a weave think to yourself...'Did someone steal this off the head of an Asian woman?'... So I guess we're just taking it back to the old days and scalping people now...

In unrelated Asian women news...Kimora is looking hot in the new issue of The Source...

*Update

- Nike Members Only just released the Amare Metro Collection...

- Karmaloop just got the Free TK shirt...

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My girl Dukes sent this over and I just thought it was pretty funny...Thought I'd share...Have a good weekend!

It's Pilot Week Over at Adult Swim..

Crook'd Sipp is the new cartoon from David Banner..It premieres this sunday night on Adult Swim (The Cartoon Network)..Catch this and a couple other hilarious cartoons (I like The Drinky Crow Show)...You can catch them all on TV starting May 13th or online right now...

I'm not...

So I have to admit I want this bag...It's $10 and I think it's a really cute idea and I think it will make some fashionistas who might not be so eco-conscious a lil more eco-conscious...It's been sold out all over the UK and impossible to find...The Anya Hindmarch site has more details about the US and Japan release...On the East Whole Foods will be receiving a shipment when it actually does make it to the states...and on the West Fred Segal Flair in Santa Monica will receive it...It will also be available in Anya Hindmarch Stores across the country...

But apparently everyone doesn't share my same opinion regarding this bag...Marissa V. has made a hilarious spoof of Anya Hindmarch's bag...Her site says it best...

The "I'm NOT a smug twat" bag is a reaction to the it-bag phenomenon, a reaction to the faddishness of fashion...and it helps you avoid using plastic bags!As seen in the London Evening Standard and the Daily Mail, the "I'm NOT a smug twat" bag has become a phenomenon in turn. Work the irony out for yourself...Not available in major multiple retailers. Not made halfway across the world.

Now that's COMEDY!!

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I couldn't of said it better myself...Let's hope this doesn't catch on...

Usher is about to fire his momma...HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

Well at least Joe Francis knows black girls ain't going wild for free...

Man Busta Rhymes is arrested...AGAIN...

Can Eddie just take the damn test already? Why is he making this woman get a court order AFTER HE swears it ain't his?

So after ALL the drama...DJ Drama has to change his name...He should see if dude will take the case against him since he wants his name so bad...

Can someone explain...

WHY the MODEL on the Dr. Jays site has ashy elbows? Like seriously...

Bodega Avenue

I fell in love with The Boondocks back in 2000 when they were relatively new...This was way before Riley even started growing corn rows...The characters reminded me so much of people I actually knew and could relate to that I signed up to have it delivered to my inbox every day... Well when Aaron McGruder went a lil Dave Chappelle last year and just stopped writing the strip abruptly it left a hole in my heart that I was still trying to fill...Until now...

While reading the current issue of Latina I came across a quick article about Bodega Ave. so I had to check it out...

Bodega Ave. is the brainchild of Tara Lopez, Tatiana Suarez Pico, and Aurin Squire. It's a pop fantasy and ridiculous satire based on a bunch of pre-teens in Brooklyn. The diverse cast of kids reflects not only upon New York but most of America. Many of the stories come from personal experience and memories of growing up amidst a neighborhood of dredlocks, braids, and jewfros. The cartoon is about growing up weird and out of place in the world. For those of you, who’ve ever felt the same way as a child or adult, Bodega Ave. is the place for you

The fact that they are multicultural was enough to grab my interest...In NY I know it's more common to see black Latinos but trust... growing up in LA it was a little difficult sometimes explaining to the other kids in the 'hood why my family was speaking spanish (especially when I look black and Chinese...when I was young they thought I was a Vietnam war baby my mom adopted...She used to get so heated! comedy!) Anyway these kids are HILARIOUS...Ale and Julian are brother and sister and they are Latino (what kind...I'm not quite sure...I'm guessing Puerto Rican)...Edgar and Sven are twin brothers and they are an Irish/Dominicano mix...Haruko is a Black/Japanese mix (but she can speak Spanish)...Caren is Jewish which leaves Esperanza who is also Latina but I'm not quite sure what...Anyway check them out...I'm sure you can relate to one of them...They're pretty funny kids...

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